send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
- makes the bed in the mornings:
Okay, but Hanni re-makes the bed because, srsly, Will tries, god bless his little empath heart, but he fails. A lot.
- has sole posession of the T.V. remote
Not that he ever needs it. Hanni has more entertaining things in mind for him.
- is the bigger cuddler
Hannibal. Although he likes to call it “possessive grabbing” in his mind.
You’re not fooling anyone.
- does the laundry
Hannibal. He has the money and the status to employ someone to do it for him, but he’d rather not have some nosey person sneak around his house, thankyouverymuch. Will nearly broke the washing machine the first time he tried, but at least he could put it back together after trying to find the fault.
- mows the lawn
Hannibal used to have a gardener, but Will gladly takes up the duties of mowing the lawn regularly.
- shops for groceries
Hannibal. We all know why.
- comes home drunk at 3am
Will, if he ever lets himself. Usually it’s after he tries to break off with Hannibal, gets drunk for some courage to actually tell Hannibal and then comes home and falls into bed crying and gets all clingy. Hannibal knows and doesn’t mind Will sobbing grossly on his pyjamas because it all just helps bind Will closer to him.
- makes breakfast
Hannibal makes breakfast, Will usually produces ‘things that once were edible and if you’re used to it it’s not so bad’. The only cooking he really mastered is dog food and fish.
- remembers to feed the fish
Hannibal feeds them, Will doesn’t really see the point in keeping fish around.
- decorates the apartment
- initiates duets
The one time Will tried to come near the hapsicord Hannibal initiated something else entirely.
- falls asleep first
Will. Because Hannibal is too much in control